Unnecessary
- "Im not telling you this because I want to impress you.. but I am Batman."
- "If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."
- "Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."
- "If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
- "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
- "The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."
- "What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'"
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